Counting calories is unhealthy!

Let’s face it, keeping healthy is some what of a weighty issue (excuse the pun) these days and not the most enjoyable part of our lives. Watching calories, not eating too much, going to the gym, staying away from the booze etc etc etc.   Sometimes it even feels like its a full time job but as we all know there is no gain without a little pain (mental or physical).

So if you are looking to kick start your healthy lifestyle and get back in shape then why not start by researching what some of the most famous celebrities are doing? Sure they might have a few personal trainers here and there but they are also the type of people that will only use a diet if it works (or if they are paid an inordinate amount of endorsement money by companies like Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers).  If the diet’s didn’t work then they might not pick up that next movie deal and oh the drama that would cause them.

One thing is for sure with this top ten list, is that we have not included the “sell you soul” approach to dieting that Kirstie Alley has shown over the years.  We have looked at the research and provided the best celebrities diets that we think could be a  real option for you but as always remember to check with your doctor if you have any health issues or concerns.

5-Factor Diet: Celebrities on this total fitness and food diet include;  Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Halle Berry  - Try it Out

The Dukan diet: A high protein diet that is essentially the French version of the Atkins but it’s broken up into four key phases. Kate Middleton used the diet before her wedding, need we say more? – Try it Out

The Macrobiotic Diet: An evolution of a Japanese diet which is focused on high fibre and low fat. Includes celebrities like; Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna – Try it Out

The Raw Food Diet: Pretty self explanatory but loved by celebrities like; Demi Moore, Alicia Silverstone, Carol Alt. – Try it Out

The Zone Diet: Staying away from the junk food (no brainer) and then making sure you have 3 small meals and 2 snacks a day is less strict diet which attracts celebrities like: Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston. – Try it Out

6 Week Body Makeover: It has a body blueprinting system which essentially means you will have custom meals created to your body type and has attracted the mother of all dieters, Oprah Winfrey – Try it Out

3 Hour Diet: Eating small meals every three hours has attracted celebrities like; Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez – Try it Out

Hamptons Diet: Mixing up a healthy mix of carbs and sufficient protein this diet has attracted celebrities like: Sarah Jessica Parker, Renee Zellweger – Try it Out

Sonoma Diet: One of the more attractive diets as it fits in with your lifestyle hence why the following star use it; Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek – Try it Out

Blood Group Diet: This one is a little on the strange side as it tailors diet based on blood type but seems to be working for celebrities like; Courtney Cox, Liz Hurley – Try it Out

Big douchebag!

The definition of a Douchebag is as follows:

• Douche.bag: or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most often without malicious intent.  - Source: Wikipedia

The above can sum up so many people that call themselves celebrities but who are the biggest douche’s of them all? Who makes you want to punch the TV/Magazine/Computer when their douchee little faces turn up? Well this has been an exceedingly tough list that has divided the office and no doubt will stir up a few of you.

So let’s get into it:

1. Tiger Woods – Here’s a good idea, let’s call a press conference and talk about all my wrong doings, cry a little and ask for forgiveness?   I’m sorry but who in their right mind would feel sorry for a billionaire douche bag who has seemingly banged a small town’s worth of woman whilst trying to uphold a family man image. Tiger if you are reading; suck it up, go back to you jacuzzi filled with money and hookers and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
2. Donald Trump – Anyone with a book entitled “Think BIG and Kick Ass in Business and Life” and has a hair style which refuses to retire should make it on any douche bag list around the world.
3. Binny Hinn – A very d grade celebrity at best but never the less this douche has been making his millions off the weak and vulnerable  for years.  If he can heal the sick then Michael Jackson should be remembered as a patron saint.
4. Woody Allen – Do people seriously find his movies funny? If so then maybe you belong to his fraternity of Douche Beta Aplha.   He made this list based on his shit movies alone not too mention Soon-Yi Previn.
5. Mel Gibson – I’m the first to admit that I use to love the Lethal Weapon movies and Mad Max but unfortunately it’s not enough for this man who seems to spend is life with his head firmly up his own ass.
6. Bret Michaels – The best way to find love is get a bunch of strippers together, have copious amounts of three ways and see which one doesn’t give you some for of gentile disease.  Then you will know she is the one Bret. Good luck douche bag.
7. Lindsay Lohan – When an actor is more famous for going to rehab, crashing a few cars and having a lesbian relationship then you really have to question your place in life.
8. Russel Crowe – This man takes himself far, far to seriously.  Nothing really standout, he is just an all round ill tempered douche.  It must be bad if neither Australia or New Zealand want to claim him as their own.
9. Paris Hilton – Simply put, vacuous.
10. Orlando Bloom – There is no way I could set though any movie that involved Orlando.  This guy is douche on so many levels and not just hi inability to act.

Famous Ginger in the making

They may not have many friends at school, they may be the last person you’d ever consider breeding with, they may not have a soul and they may not be able to go out on a sunny day without suffering third degree burns, so in theory they should have been breed out of existence.  However they haven’t and if anything, they are getting stronger, fitter, faster. Perhaps this persecution is the drive that pushes some of them to seek fame in the quest for acceptance?

Here are 10 who’ve made it against all odds, to dominate their chosen path:
Chuck Norris – This man is truly one of the greats:  400 facts about the worlds greatest human

Queen Elizabeth I – Not as invincible as Chuck but possibly as deadly: Death and the Virgin Queen

Ginger Spice – She was in the most successful girl band of all: Listen if you dare

Prince Harry – One of the more powerful Ginger’s out there and he walks the walk: The True Story of the Soldier Prince

Nicole Kidman – Probably most well known for “Days of Thunder” but she was in a Kubrick film you know: The Kubrick Collection…Yes including “Eyes Wide Shut”

Mick Hucknall – This pint size Ginge (pronounced phonically in a French accent like “sh-oungeee”) has been cranking the tunes for years: Again this collection could be dangerous listening

Rupert Grint – The youngest of the “blood nuts” but still swimming in cash from his Harry Potter days: Check him out in wide screen

David Caruso – He has perfected the art of “looking down while talking and then dramatically raising your head as you finish speaking”: He seriously does it a lot, check it out

Paul Scholes – He plays football, you know the most popular sport in the world and he is really good…for a Ginge: Tell the time and support his football club!

Alf – He is seriously rusty orange this guy and yes whilst Shaun White should be here he ins’t: Watch Alf until you choke on a fur ball.

You know what I'm saying!

1. Tom Selleck
2. David Hasselhoff
3. Burt Renoylds
4. Telly Savalas
5. Eric Estrada
6. George Clooney
7. Tim Allen
8. Postman Pat
9. Sting
10. James Woods