She was boring!
Let’s face it dating can be a mine field at the best of times; pay for dinner, don’t pay for dinner, leave seat, pull out seat, kiss, no kiss is she liberal or straight and narrow. Jeepers, sometimes you just want it to be a bit easier but if it was then you would loose the thrill of it and lets face it life would be a bit boring. So for those amateurs out there, what are the things you really need to avoid when looking for a partner or at least a bit of fun?
- Talk about marriage and kids
- Talk about past relationships
- Any form of relief whether it be farting, burping, scratching balls etc
- Mentioning how many people you have slept with, even worse how many people you have slept with at one time
- Calculating the bill and figuring out what each person owes
- Don’t talk about yourself too much. Talk, stop, listen and talk again
- Talking about your embarrassing hobbies such as collecting ‘my little pony’ figures or human hair
- Talking about how much you earn….unless thats all you have
- Checking out other people in the bar/restaurant/cafe/ etc
- Avoid talking about politics and religion, not only is it boring as shit but it can get you into trouble
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