Top Ten Break Up Lines

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Breaking up is not easy!

They are lame as they are essential but break up lines never the less are something to be shared and ultimately laughed at. We are sure that its not really you or your are in a bad space right now but lets take a bit of time out to recognise the best break up lines.

  1. It’s not you it’s me!
  2. I just need some time to think.
  3. My new job is really stressful and I just don’t have time.
  4. I see you more as a friend.
  5. I think we should take it slow and see what happens?
  6. We need to talk….
  7. I’m gay
  8. I’m really a man/woman
  9. I’m not ready for a realtionship right now
  10. I still care about you but…..
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  1. July 10, 2009  4:26 pm by pablo Reply

    I always favoured "happy birthday!"

  2. July 10, 2009  7:49 pm by Dapper Dan Reply

    "sorry luv, but your sister lets me go anal"

  3. October 16, 2009  6:44 pm by Auckland Girl Reply

    "I have a colostomy bag & missing a bowel - because of this I'm really fussy"

    • October 17, 2009  8:13 pm by The Quick Ten Reply

      Holy shit, maybe we should slot that into the number one slot!

  4. March 4, 2010  7:31 pm by Auckland Girl Reply

    Just stumbled upon this: How to deal with a breakup. It's pretty cool -

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