Breaking up is not easy!
They are lame as they are essential but break up lines never the less are something to be shared and ultimately laughed at. We are sure that its not really you or your are in a bad space right now but lets take a bit of time out to recognise the best break up lines.
- It’s not you it’s me!
- I just need some time to think.
- My new job is really stressful and I just don’t have time.
- I see you more as a friend.
- I think we should take it slow and see what happens?
- We need to talk….
- I’m gay
- I’m really a man/woman
- I’m not ready for a realtionship right now
- I still care about you but…..
I always favoured "happy birthday!"
"sorry luv, but your sister lets me go anal"
"I have a colostomy bag & missing a bowel - because of this I'm really fussy"
Holy shit, maybe we should slot that into the number one slot!
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