Your leaving present...your office!

So you have worked out your notice period at work and you are finally on your last day. But you feel like you need to go out with a bang or maybe there are a list of things you have always wanted to do but never had the guts to do.
We are not recommending burning bridges here people but we are recommending a bit of fun and debauchery that will make your last day that much more enjoyable.
So what are the Top Ten things to do before you leave work for the last time? Well lets find out.

1. Get drunk, really drunk but avoid nudity….well maybe one ball or a nipple.
2. Tell your boss there is no “I” in Team but there is U in C*nt.
3. Steal as much stationary as you can before security removes you.
4. Delete “important” folders from the shared drive.
5. Sign your CEO up on a porn site.
6. Call in a bomb threat at 3.30pm so you can go to the pub earlier.
7. Have a sleep in the disabled toilets…and only a sleep don’t take it that extra step further if you know what I mean.
8. Sell your work laptop.
9. Set your company screen saver to a photo of your ass (you will need to befriend someone in IT for this).
10. Call in sick.