Top Ten Things To Do On Your Last Day At Work

 
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So you have worked out your notice period at work and you are finally on your last day. But you feel like you need to go out with a bang or maybe there are a list of things you have always wanted to do but never had the guts to do.
We are not recommending burning bridges here people but we are recommending a bit of fun and debauchery that will make your last day that much more enjoyable.
So what are the Top Ten things to do before you leave work for the last time? Well lets find out.

  1. Get drunk, really drunk but avoid nudity….well maybe one ball or a nipple.
  2. Tell your boss there is no “I” in Team but there is U in C*nt.
  3. Steal as much stationary as you can before security removes you.
  4. Delete “important” folders from the shared drive.
  5. Sign your CEO up on a porn site.
  6. Call in a bomb threat at 3.30pm so you can go to the pub earlier.
  7. Have a sleep in the disabled toilets…and only a sleep don’t take it that extra step further if you know what I mean.
  8. Sell your work laptop.
  9. Set your company screen saver to a photo of your ass (you will need to befriend someone in IT for this).
  10. Call in sick.


 

9 Comments

  1. March 4, 2010  2:06 pm by The Rock Reply

    Number 1 is a no brainer, the earlier you start the better. I'm also quite partial to glad wrapping the toilet's or at least running in there and screaming fire.

  2. March 4, 2010  7:27 pm by Mr K Reply

    Why is my screen saver all fuzzy and furry? What happened - is that ... eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my eyes!!!

  3. March 4, 2010  7:28 pm by Auckland Girl Reply

    Let loose on the BiPolar and go a little crazy....
    "I hate being BiPolar. It's awesome."

  4. March 4, 2010  7:28 pm by Shorty Reply

    Yeah, agree with number 1... and 2... and maybe 3... oh, and number 4! Also, what could be good (also to do with point number 1) would be to do a shot of some random alcohol every time you pass by a certain colleagues desk! Fun times!

  5. March 4, 2010  7:29 pm by Kate Swan Reply

    Great list! Genious. I love dropping the c bomb on your last day. On my last day at HSBC in London they organised a stripper that was meant to look like Wayne Rooney - not cool!

    • March 4, 2010  7:37 pm by The Rock Reply

      hahahahhahaha Wayne Rooney??? Who the fcuk would want a stripper that looked like that nanny banger?

  6. March 4, 2010  8:02 pm by Kate Swan Reply

    Well if you read between the lines I didnt know the stripper was coming. and anyway theres no proof....

  7. March 4, 2010  8:03 pm by DazL Reply

    What about instigating the first ever Mankini day???

  8. March 9, 2010  1:55 pm by soilyboy Reply

    how about 'coming out'?.....its about time you know

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