Traffic Warden: Simply no words can explain the frustration we feel with these parking demons of the streets – Get Clever and create your own parking zone.
Bouncers: Too much weights, not enough speed work – Get the speed you need.
Lawyer: If they can find a way to charge you for something then they usually will – Make like Tom Cruise in “A Few Good Men”
Recruitment Consultant: They will never have your best interests at heart – Leap frog the recruiters and start your own business.
Estate Agents: “there are absolutely no issues with this house” Hmmm – Get the one up on your real estate agent
Politicians: There biggest job is finding jobs to make themselves look busy – Learn the art of Spin.
Tele-sales: No time is a good time after work so please never call us – Move to a Skype phone.
Bankers: The glorified art of gambling – Put your money in a safe.
Dentists: It’s a combination of the money the charge and the physical pain they inflict – Try out this pro-teeth whitening kit.
PR People: General lack of consideration for the truth in favor of horrendous lies – Update your knowledge of PR.