Top Ten Successful Actors That Can’t Act!

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An image of Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Carribean

I can act, I really can!

It happens to us all, we sit there watching a movie and wonder to ourselves, “how can that actor possibly be successful when they are so shit?”. Well this Top Ten list looks at those very actors who constantly grace the silver screen with their below average acting.
Are The Quick Ten a little jealous? Yes and we must admit we have to give credit where credit is due because these actors are survivors and obviously worth a lot of money……but they are still shit actors. So let the bad times roll.

  1. Orlando Bloom
  2. Nicholas Cage
  3. Jennifer Lopez
  4. Hayden Christensen
  5. Vin Diesel
  6. Jason Statham
  7. Lindsay Lohan
  8. Hugh Grant
  9. Ashton Kutcher
  10. Paul Walker

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  1. December 26, 2009  12:24 am by The Rock Reply

    Orlando Bloom in Troy would have to be one of the most annoying performances ever....Does Jean Claude Van Damme count as an successful actor? If so surely he would be in there!

    • December 26, 2009  12:26 am by The Quick Ten Reply

      Agree Jean Claude is a crap actor but successful like the ones in the list? No not really as then we would have to add Steven Segal, mainly cause he runs like a girl.

  2. January 16, 2010  11:27 am by soilyboy Reply

    Speaking of Van Damme...heres a quote from the Muscles from Brussels

    “I've got a talent to act. No matter what any newspapers say about me I'm one of the most sensitive human beings on earth.”

  3. March 24, 2011  2:58 pm by Bidbid3 Reply

    I So Dissagree With This Post!!
    Nicolas Cage And Jason Statham Are Awesome!!
    Their Movies Are Awesome!!
    For Example:

    Crank 1 & 2
    Death Race
    The Expendables
    Con Air
    Gone In 60 Seconds
    Ghost Rider
    The Italian Job

    Point Made

    • April 16, 2011  10:41 pm by Quick Ten Reply

      I think you have just further solidified their placing on the list with that line up of movie shockers:)

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