Top Ten Celebrity Douchebags

 
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The definition of a Douchebag is as follows:

  • Douche.bag: or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s. The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most often without malicious intent.  – Source: Wikipedia

The above can sum up so many people that call themselves celebrities but who are the biggest douche’s of them all? Who makes you want to punch the TV/Magazine/Computer when their douchee little faces turn up? Well this has been an exceedingly tough list that has divided the office and no doubt will stir up a few of you.

So let’s get into it:

  1. Tiger Woods – Here’s a good idea, let’s call a press conference and talk about all my wrong doings, cry a little and ask for forgiveness?   I’m sorry but who in their right mind would feel sorry for a billionaire douche bag who has seemingly banged a small town’s worth of woman whilst trying to uphold a family man image. Tiger if you are reading; suck it up, go back to you jacuzzi filled with money and hookers and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
  2. Donald TrumpAnyone with a book entitled “Think BIG and Kick Ass in Business and Life” and has a hair style which refuses to retire should make it on any douche bag list around the world.
  3. Binny HinnA very d grade celebrity at best but never the less this douche has been making his millions off the weak and vulnerable  for years.  If he can heal the sick then Michael Jackson should be remembered as a patron saint.
  4. Woody Allen – Do people seriously find his movies funny? If so then maybe you belong to his fraternity of Douche Beta Aplha.   He made this list based on his shit movies alone not too mention Soon-Yi Previn.
  5. Mel Gibson – I’m the first to admit that I use to love the Lethal Weapon movies and Mad Max but unfortunately it’s not enough for this man who seems to spend is life with his head firmly up his own ass.
  6. Bret Michaels – The best way to find love is get a bunch of strippers together, have copious amounts of three ways and see which one doesn’t give you some for of gentile disease.  Then you will know she is the one Bret. Good luck douche bag.
  7. Lindsay Lohan – When an actor is more famous for going to rehab, crashing a few cars and having a lesbian relationship then you really have to question your place in life.
  8. Russel Crowe – This man takes himself far, far to seriously.  Nothing really standout, he is just an all round ill tempered douche.  It must be bad if neither Australia or New Zealand want to claim him as their own.
  9. Paris Hilton – Simply put, vacuous.
  10. Orlando Bloom – There is no way I could set though any movie that involved Orlando.  This guy is douche on so many levels and not just hi inability to act.

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