I think you have something on your face?

If you are female celebrity and want media bandwidth it seems en vogue to indulge in a controversial pash with a lass. Whether it is Sandra Bullock’s clever stunt to move the press on from the subject of her divorce or Miley Cyrus’s play for attention it’s the flavour of the month, (no pun intended).

In recognition of this, the Quickten team are sharing the top 10 most famous and passionate lady on lady lip action on screen:

1. Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson – Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

2. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell – Wild things

Wild Things (Unrated Edition)

3. Alyssa Milano and Monet Mozur – Kiss the bride

Kiss the Bride

4. Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried’s – Jennifer’s Body

Jennifer’s Body (+ Digital Copy)

5. Jennifer Connelly and Kristy Swanson – Higher learning

Higher Learning

6. Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan – Gray Matters

Gray Matters

7. Julia Volkova and Lena Katina – Tatu

t.A.T.u. Screaming for More

8. Misha Barton and Olivia Wilde – The O.C

The O.C. – The Complete First Season

9. Sandra Bullock and Scarlet Johannes – MTV Movie Awards

Mtv Video Music Awards: Select Performances [VHS]

10. Britney Spears and Madonna – MTV Music Awards

Mtv Video Music Awards: Select Performances [VHS]

1. Monsters Ball
2. A History of Violence
3. Y Tu Mamá También
4. The Unbearable Lightness of Being
5. The Hunger
6. Unfaithful
7. 9 1/2 weeks
8. Secretary
9. Last Tango in Paris
10. Basic Instinct

She was boring!

Let’s face it dating can be a mine field at the best of times; pay for dinner, don’t pay for dinner, leave seat, pull out seat, kiss, no kiss is she liberal or straight and narrow.  Jeepers, sometimes you just want it to be a bit easier but if it was then you would loose the thrill of it and lets face it life would be a bit boring.  So for those amateurs out there, what are the things you really need to avoid when looking for a partner or at least a bit of fun?

1. Talk about marriage and kids
2. Talk about past relationships
3. Any form of relief whether it be farting, burping, scratching balls etc
4. Mentioning how many people you have slept with, even worse how many people you have slept with at one time
5. Calculating the bill and figuring out what each person owes
6. Don’t talk about yourself too much. Talk, stop, listen and talk again
7. Talking about your embarrassing hobbies such as collecting ‘my little pony’ figures or human hair
8. Talking about how much you earn….unless thats all you have
9. Checking out other people in the bar/restaurant/cafe/ etc
10. Avoid talking about politics and religion, not only is it boring as shit but it can get you into trouble

You know what I'm saying!

1. Tom Selleck
2. David Hasselhoff
3. Burt Renoylds
4. Telly Savalas
5. Eric Estrada
6. George Clooney
7. Tim Allen
8. Postman Pat
9. Sting
10. James Woods

Hmmmm

Porn producers have never been ones to shy away from a spoof or cash in on big movie marketing campaign. Here’s a list of actual movies they’ve made.

1. Smokey and the Ass Bandit
2. Star Whores: A new Hole
3. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
4. 28 Gays Later
5. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
6. Glad-he-ate-her
7. Porn of the dead
8. Sex-Toy Story
9. Men In Blacks
10. Womb Raider

Breaking up is not easy!

They are lame as they are essential but break up lines never the less are something to be shared and ultimately laughed at. We are sure that its not really you or your are in a bad space right now but lets take a bit of time out to recognise the best break up lines.

1. It’s not you it’s me!
2. I just need some time to think.
3. My new job is really stressful and I just don’t have time.
4. I see you more as a friend.
5. I think we should take it slow and see what happens?
6. We need to talk….
7. I’m gay
8. I’m really a man/woman
9. I’m not ready for a realtionship right now
10. I still care about you but…..